Northern Sold
2:45 Tue May 17
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Gawd bless you Bolty son... ha ha ha!!!!!!!!
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Northern Sold
2:44 Tue May 17
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Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nearest thing I seen like that was when me and two mates sorted out a Gentleman's evening (2 strippers and a comedian) at Shrimpers club in Southend... very good it was but the highlight was my mate whose birthday it was being made to bend over a chair with his pants down... next thing a massive candle had been shoved up his arse... the stripper lit the candle and we had 150 odd blokes all singing `happy Birthday to You`
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boltkunt
2:43 Tue May 17
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He didn't stick them in my mouth you sick fuck, Gavros.
More like forehead....its fucking big enough.
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Takashi Miike
2:42 Tue May 17
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hahaha
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Far Cough
2:42 Tue May 17
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Fuck, there's too many gross images I can't get out of my mind thanks to this thread
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Gavros
2:42 Tue May 17
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yeah right...i mean they can hold you down but only YOU can open your gob to take a dwarfs balls.
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Northern Sold
2:41 Tue May 17
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* jaw dislocates *
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boltkunt
2:41 Tue May 17
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oh the finale was meant to be having a small fire work up the arris, but she didnt do it on the basis i'm too fucking hairy.
Ha.
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boltkunt
2:40 Tue May 17
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Buster, you should have seen the size of the bruises on my thighs.
Prior to that, one of the strippers (from surrey funnily enough) got me on the stage, whilst I wore a summer dress stockings and french knickers. She stripped me down to my saucy undies walked me round the pole whilst i was on all fours with a belt round my neck, she then proceeded to whip the fuck out of my back as well.
Couldn't give a shit really, only have 1 stag do gotta have a laugh and go with it.
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Northern Sold
2:40 Tue May 17
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Midget must be walking like john Wayne after straddling your noggin.
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Gavros
2:39 Tue May 17
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bolty got a bolt of midget
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Takashi Miike
2:39 Tue May 17
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sucking a midget's meat and two veg is something to tick off your bucket list, hahaha
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Northern Sold
2:39 Tue May 17
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I go back occasionally Eggy son... with a false tasche on...
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Buster
2:38 Tue May 17
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Fucking hell, kunt. I'm proper cracking up at that.
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boltkunt
2:37 Tue May 17
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Well Gay, gavros.
Considering I'm married, son.
Stop fantasizing about me being a shirt lifter, i'm not that way inclined son. Sorry to burst your bubble.
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Eggbert Nobacon
2:36 Tue May 17
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Northern Sold 2:27 Tue May 17
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She was 6 years older than me Cough... it was seduction at it's finest... and soggiest... only broke it off with her (after we got back) when her ex husband found out about me (app' a bit of a face in Surrey) and killed her cat (snapped it's spine) as she never told him where I lived... I mean it's was good at the time.. but ... come on??
NS is scared of Surrey
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Gavros
2:36 Tue May 17
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thanks for being so frank about your gay experiences.
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Gavros
2:36 Tue May 17
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thanks for being so frank about your gay experiences.
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Far Cough
2:36 Tue May 17
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ag ag ag ag
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Northern Sold
2:36 Tue May 17
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Male Midget Rape is no laughing matter??
There are people you should talk to Bolty son??
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boltkunt
2:35 Tue May 17
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For the rest of the night all I could smell was dirty midget bollocks.
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